so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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