And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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