South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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