I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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