I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i need to put some appletini on your dick
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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