brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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