i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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