You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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