Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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