literally had 100 drinks last night.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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