yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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