As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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