ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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