some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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