I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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