We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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