I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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