who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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