Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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