Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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