everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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