Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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