She is in my trunk
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
the liver wants what the liver wants
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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