I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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