Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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