is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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