i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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