Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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