i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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