He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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