my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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