Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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