I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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