Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I lost the right to judge tonight
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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