Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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