Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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