It's Friday. Sex?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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