Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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