Well douche your snatch and let's go!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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