My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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