I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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