oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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