Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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