I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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