I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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