Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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