She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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