Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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