what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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