there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
