So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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