We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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