Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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