No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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