can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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