i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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