sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am mentally ready for anal.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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