I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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