is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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