I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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