At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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