Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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