butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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